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Blonde In Boeing

| blonde joke, crazy people, crazy stuff, humor, Only In America

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."

She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts, "BE SILENT!"

There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."

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Firing squad

| bizarre, crazy stuff, Funny Story, humor

Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney were set to face a firing squad in Mexico. Sarah Palin was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, she yelled out, "Cyclone!"

The firing squad panicked and Sarah, taking the opportunity, managed to escape.

Newt Gingrich was next to be placed against the wall. The squad collected again and Newt wondered if he could try his luck. So, just before the firing order was given, he shouted, "Twister!"

Again the squad ran helter skelter and Newt, taking advantage of the situation, gave them the slip.

Now, it was Mitt Romney's turn and he was placed against the wall. He thought to himself, "I can play the same game - I just have to scream out something about a disaster and escape."

As the guns were raised in his direction, he confidently screamed, "Fire!"

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When does the Bar Open?

| bizarre, crazy people, crazy stuff, funny, humor, weird stuff

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.

"Same time as before... Noon." replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"

The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait,I can have room service send something up to you."

"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna get OUT!!!"

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Unmistakable Signs you are a Drunk

| bizarre, crazy people, crazy stuff, factbook, funny, humor

# You spent Saturday night in jail for cow-pushing — with your Ford V-8

# Although armed with fire extinguishers, your family stood at a safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles.

# Thanks to you, Bourbon Deluxe Bourbon stock is up 15 1/4 since Thursday.

# Vladimir Putin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli.

# For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.

# For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the car.

# You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.

# Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.

# Smirnoff wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle.

# Dry cleaners and hotel employees greet you with, "Look, it's the Vomit guy!"

# The doorman asks for your identification just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.

# Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions.

# Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.

# You have to be told "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.

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The Restaurant In The Clouds

| Amazing Stuff, Awesome Stuff, crazy stuff

If you suddenly during dinner you dropped a spoon, do not rush to lean out of habit and try to pick it up. At such a dizzy height you still will not work, but the shot of adrenaline at this point you will get a fair.

If someone suddenly decides to make a marriage proposal to his beloved, then dinner in such an environment – will be at the height of the literal and figurative sense. Dinner in the Sky is a real boon for the thrill and quite sophisticated cuisine. The Chef will prepare for you at a height of 50 meters, and you yourself will be fixed in a rotating chair, to be able to survey the panorama of the pie in the most memorable business lunch or romantic dinner in your life.

Amsterdam, Paris, Barcelona, Madrid, Budapest, Brussels and many other cities in Europe are ready to offer you a most unusual event on food intake. 4 staff personnel and 22 guests can be accommodated on a 7-ton platform that rises and falls strictly on the clock, and most importantly, the work of such attraction depends on the wind.

Things to do 36 cities in the world opened in front of you, in full view while eating. The company gives 100% guarantee of safety equipment used by the Belgian, made by German standards.