A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
"Where are you going?" he asked.
She answered, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
"Now what brought this on?" he asked.
She answered, "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I do for you for free!"
He pondered that for a while, went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
He replied, "I'm going, too."
"Why?" she asked.
He said, "I just have to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year!"
"Where are you going?" he asked.
She answered, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
"Now what brought this on?" he asked.
She answered, "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I do for you for free!"
He pondered that for a while, went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
He replied, "I'm going, too."
"Why?" she asked.
He said, "I just have to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year!"
