A boy & a girl agree to go on a date. The boy arrives at her house with a bunch of flowers. To his surprise, she answers the door in a towel.'I'm sorry' she exclaims, 'I'm running a bit late. Pls come in & I'll introduce u to my parents who will entertain u while I finish dressing. I shud warn u though, they r both deaf mutes." With this, she ushers him in d living room, introduces him 2 her parents & disappears.
As u can imagine, this is a little uncomfortable as both of the parents r completely silent. Dad is watching football on TV & Mum is busy knitting. After about 10 minutes of silence, Mum jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her knickers & pours a glass of water over her backside. Just as sudden, Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over the couch & takes her from behind. He then sits back in his chair & balances a match stick in front of his eye.
The room is plunged back into eerie silence & the boy is shocked into disbelief. After 10 minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed & ready for the evening. The date is a complete disaster. The boy is totally pre-occupied by the antics of the girls Parents. At the end of the date, sensing something is seriously wrong, the girl asks the boy, "What's the matter? What have I done wrong?"
*'No, it's not you", he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing happened whilst I was waiting 4 u & I'm still shocked. Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties & throws a glass of water over her behind. Then, as if that wasn't enough, your father races from his chair, leans her over the couch & does her from behind. He then sits back and places a match stick by his eye".
'Oh, is that all?' replies the girl.The boy can't believe her casual response.
'Mum was simply saying 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' And Dad was replying 'No f *ck him, I'm watching the match !
